Muffy Bolding

I recently woke from a dream, openly weeping...a dream whose content -- aside from the following verbatim passage -- I could not for the lif...

So odd. The older I get, the more I not only appreciate, but actually PREFER, music with no words. Charlie Parker, Django, Wagner, DeBussy, ...

A few sweet souls have written to ask me, "Who is 4chan and what exactly is it that they do?" Well, this link will give you just t...

Shiiiit. The horrifying, relentless, collective vigilante webhive that is 4chan had this racist asshole's name, home address, social sec...

Thank you to ALL my awesome friends and family for rallying together and sending us glad thoughts last night. I truly believe in my heart th...

If the positively stunning Anne Bancroft as Mrs. Robinson and Joan Jett had a baby -- and employed Patti Smith as their nanny and Gertrude S...

It's ALL GOOD, Mein Poppets. This, too, shall pass. I am alive and I am PRESENT -- and, like you, I shimmer like a thousand newborn suns...

Christ, I cannot wait to get my fatass into that voting booth today. The faster I get in there and vote progressively all the the way down t...

Before you watch this video, I need to take a moment to break something down for you. I know and work with some of the funniest goddamned pe...

Yesterday, whilst flying down a wide-open LA freeway on the most exquisitely beautiful day of the year, the stereo cranked to 11, it fucking...

This weekend, the Los Angeles Times did a major style piece on the magnificent hilltop lair of my Souplantation lunch date and the delightfu...

I haven't yet posted word one on all the recent suicides of young, gay men in this country -- but you all already know how I feel. It wo...

To My Three Beautiful Babies: If you have a dream, don't let ANYONE or ANYTHING stop you from making it come true. People are threatened...

Wait a minute. YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS. Are you seriously telling me that [insert famous film and television actress' ...

Despite the fact that he was hideous, reprehensible, and shamelessly malfeasant during his two terms as president, of the following I have v...

To all those judgmental bastards who are contemptuous and disdainful of my friends, i.e., the queers, queens, artists, painters, cartoonists...

My awesome friend, Drag Superstar Miss Jackie Beat, is currently performing on a gay cruise somewhere in the Pacific...and when she left, I ...