comic-con is COMIC-NON

Yeah, motherfuckers are gonna lose their shit when I say it, but since when has that EVER stopped me? So, say it I must: I've been three times in the past few years...and I beg of you to trust me when I tell you that COMIC-CON IS COMPLETELY OFF TRACK. All the fat, AWESOME 27 year old Asian guys dressed like Picachu are the only good thing about it.