I always know it's time for a gottdamned haircut when I look in the mirror and see Marcia Brady's pencil sketch of George Washington -- the one for which she got roundhouse kicked in the taco, sent to detention, and stripped of her slumber party privileges.
"Mrs. Denton? Or a hippopotamus? Or that old hooker, Muffy Bolding?"
YOU DECIDE.
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