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From Muffy's "Things That Are Sexy" List: FUCK cut pecs, a thick head o' hair, and/or a hillbilly horsecock. For me, the SEXIEST virtue a man can possess is that he's an EXTRAORDINARY FATHER. Honey, you could look like Ernest Fucking Borgnine...but if I see you gazing at your child AMAZED and tenderly kissing his or her sweet little skullcap at the bookstore when you think nobody is looking, I'M ALL YOURS, brother.