"please don't wake me, no, don't shake me...leave me where I am, I'm only sleeping..."

Inane Muff Fact #67: When my darling husband, Gregory, has one of his rather frequent bouts of insomnia, I have been known to employ the pharmacologically-sanctioned and FDA approved Oral Sleep Therapy used by wives since time immemorial, i.e., like some sort of a demented Flo Nightingale/Jenna Jameson hybrid, I GIVE HIM A NO-FUSS BLOWJOB IN THE DARK THAT KNOCKS HIS ASS OUT FASTER THAN A XANAX WITH A DOS EQUIS BACK.