I LOVE IT when skinny little cookie-cutter hipster kids sneer "Breeder" at me under their breath when they find themselves in line behind me and my perilously overflowing cart at Trader Joe's...with their lone tub of tahini and bottle of Two Buck Chuck. After I check out and load up all the yummy grub that will feed my fab, rambling brood, I like to turn, flash them a DEVASTATING smile, blow them a kiss, grab my vagina, and exclaim, "SUCK MY DICK, SKINNY LITTLE COOKIE-CUTTER HIPSTER KIDS!"
Think I don't?
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