As I sit here in my favorite Target schmata, guzzling a cup of TRULY amazing coffee on this gloriously wet and gloomy Sunday morning -- Gregory and the beloved pups still asleep on the bed beside me -- I am reminded of a quote from the BRILLIANT Emo Phillips that makes me belly laugh every goddamned time:
"A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, 'A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits.' He said, 'Like what?' I said, 'Well, it keeps you from being Mormon...'"