viva chile!

Goddamn, I am saying fervent prayers of hope and gratitude for those 33 Chilean miners and their families -- as well as thanks that it's not ME down there as, a) I'm claustrophobic like a motherfucker, b) I would never last that long without a babywipe on my bunghole, and c) I'M FAR TOO FAT TO FIT IN THAT AWESOME, RETRO, MID-CENTURY MODERN, TOMORROWLAND RESCUE CAPSULE.

Viva Chile!