my roots are showing

For a trashy, working class girl from Fresno, there is NOTHING better than scarfing a mustard-slathered corndog, knitting up a storm, and enjoying an AWESOME evening of demolition derby with your beloved friends -- C.J. Arabia and Mather Zickel...and your beloved, Gregory Babior -- at The MIGHTY Los Angeles County Fair...which is precisely where my fatass is headed.

ALL HAIL THE MALACHI CRUNCH, bitches!