DON'T DO IT

Muff Pet Peeve #664: People who UNDER-ORDER in restaurants. Last year, we were visiting my sister, Mo, and her family up in Fresno, and one night we all went out for pizza at Me 'N Eds, a local joint with REALLY YUMMY grub. Now, this has absolutely NOTHING to do with money nor the willingness to spend it -- this is just some bizarre, fucked-up pathology which, once set in motion, found 7 adults and one child sitting around a table with one medium pizza to be split among them. I was STARVING and FURIOUS. Big Fattie don't play that shit.