wrong, wrong, wrong

Facebook is just SO fucking wrong on so many different levels. I ask you: would you EVER throw a cocktail party and invite your mother, your boss, your ex-husband's new wife, your drug dealer, the cousin you made out with when you were 14, your son's geology teacher, the minister who baptized your daughter, and the guy you drunkenly banged on the hood of his Pantera in 1985 as if you were Tawny Fucking Kitaen in a goddamned Whitesnake video? FUCK NO. And yet, there they all are.