power, my fatass

Whenever I hear one of those hideous power ballads from the 70's or 80's, IT MAKES ME WANNA KICK ASS. Home Tonight by Aerosmith, Faithfully by Journey, or Home Sweet Home by Motley Crue. Those horseshit songs were written by musicians for their wives and girlfriends back home OUT OF PURE GUILT because those boys were out on the road gettin' some SERIOUS pussy. Those aren't power ballads -- they're PACIFICATION BALLADS.