The very existence of this video proves, once and for all, the indisputable truth about the MYSTICAL, MAGICAL TRANSFORMATIVE POWERS OF BREEDING. Celebrity Chef Anthony Bourdain was the MOST HATEFUL, MOST DISDAINFUL, MOST PUNK ROCK, NON-FILTER-CAMEL-SMOKING, BUSHMILLS WHISKEY-GUZZLING BASTARD ON THE PLANET -- contemptuous of all things mainstream and middle-America. He was one of those black high-top Converse/Ramones t-shirt wearing hipsters who would flick cigs and sneer "BREEDER!" at folks pushing a stroller through Central Park. A REAL hardcore prick.
Then, three years ago, at the not so tender age of 51, Bourdain knocked up his Italian girlfriend. She delivered unto him a baby girl...who has since, of course, become the LIGHT OF HIS MOTHERFUCKING LIFE. He quit smoking cold turkey after pretty much a 40 year habit, and taught himself to slow down and really smell the "nasty bits" he was sauteing up for the worldwide audience hopelessly addicted to his travel/cooking show. To say it changed his life would be an understatement.
Want proof? Here he is -- the once scornful, bitter, curmudgeonly prick -- recently appearing on Nickelodeon's Yo Gabba Gabba...all for the love of Ariane.