Thursday, February 18, 2010

the force

When you have teenagers in the house, you can never, ever fuck. All we have to do is quietly shut our goddamn door and those kids -- dickin' around on Facebook and listening to Lady Shithead in their own rooms -- will suddenly look up from what they are doing and scan the if sensing a disturbance in The Force. Within 30 seconds, they are knocking on our door looking for Starbucks money and a ride. Here is my theory: You spend the first half of your life hiding your sexuality from your parents...and the second half hiding it from your children.


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