Friday, May 21, 2010

alton brown...ask me again, i'll knock you down.

The Food Network is like the best goddamned thing on tv, especially that brilliant old queen Alton Brown -- LOVE HIM. He is like a physicist, an historian, a game show host, a master chef, a belly laugher, a favorite uncle, and your best flaming friend ALL ROLLED INTO ONE. The only thing I loathe about TFN is that during the live shows, the audience always CHEERS WILDLY when the chef dumps extra garlic or wine into the recipe -- sort of like stoners react when they look at the clock and realize it's 4:20.

God, I hate that shit.

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