i am

Let me tell you who I am. I am NOT the hot 23 year old with the titties and ass that go POW! whom you take to the party and then go home with afterward and fuck into next week. I AM THE BRASSY, BLASPHEMOUS, BELLY LAUGHING BROAD HOLDING COURT IN THE CORNER WHOM YOU SPEND THE ENTIRE PARTY TALKING TO while ol' T&A hangs out in the kitchen with the girls chatting about bikini waxes and Jimmy Choo shoes. That's who I am.