Oh, CALM DOWN, Mary. Someone needs to step in and tell ol' Cindy Lou Who to SHUT THE FUCK UP about the switchblades, already -- she is humiliating herself even worse than when she performs with that hokey horseshit pre-fab "hardcore punk" band she fronts. Where are this child's parents? Where are the elders wisely guiding her down the very treacherous path on which she finds herself? Who is helping her to distinguish between what is real and what is just a product of THE MACHINE, i.e., YOU AIN'T THE CHARACTER YOU PLAY ON TV, chile? Do we really need a repeat performance of Lindsay Lohan's very tragic and very public death march? Because don't kid yourself, my poppets -- that's exactly what this is:
Chaining the maidens to a rock by the sea.
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