Friday, May 14, 2010

ruff duty

Haven't these Chinese astro-bastards heard of Space Food Sticks and Tang, goddamnit? Eat fucking raccoon, or hedgehog, or those awful pink-faced monsters, the possums. But for christ's sake -- DON'T EAT THE SWEET BABIES. They're much more valuable as friends than as something to make hearty the motherloving space stew. The size of their loyal and loving hearts FAR outweighs the size of their JUICY HIND LEG.


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