Okay, and now that I have paid proper respect to the recent story of the tragic stabbing at the Target in West Hollywood...now it's time for me to keep it real and admit my FIRST ACTUAL THOUGHT after I got the news that everyone involved was going to be alright.
All I could envision was this crazy, Liv Tyler-lookin' bitch running through housewares and small appliances, stabbing complete strangers with a cheap, store-brand paring knife...and with each slash, screaming, "CLEAN-UP ON AISLE 7!"..."CLEAN-UP ON AISLE 22!"..."CLEAN-UP ON AISLE 12!"
Yes, yes, I know. I'm going to Hell. God, I hope they have Taco Bell there.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
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