Saturday, June 19, 2010
Vacuous Muff Fact #883: One of my greatest regrets in life is that no matter how much I may want it to be otherwise...no matter how perfectly it would augment my pose...no matter how much I may worship its creator...no matter how many goddamned times I have tried -- I JUST CANNOT FUCKING STAND THE SMELL OF CHANEL NO. 5. It smells like stale, old lady perfume. So tragic.