girl fight

Speaking of Girl Fights...my BRILLIANT best friends, Peter and Billy, and I have an ongoing 20 year schtick where we purse our lips and say to each other, "Bitch...don't MAKE me take off these hoops", or "Bitch...don't MAKE me kick off these Jimmy Choos", or "Bitch...don't MAKE me hand my Bud Light to Junior and Lil' Tiger" -- or the best: "Bitch...don't MAKE me put the baby in the stroller."