Muffy Formspring Question: "What is the one thing your mother taught you that you actually still use to this day?"
My mother taught me how to properly fold the shit out of a bath towel. There's actually both an art and a science to it, which I learned at the feet of the tiny, hair-pulling, face-slapping, cranberry-juice-hurling, valium-gobbling, slave-driving, Filipina master. God bless her!
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