Merry Birfday to one of the great loves of my life -- My Sweet Wayne Cole! I would not be who I am today without all the support, guidance, and divine affection that's been lavished on me since sashaying into your class all those many years ago. I am a lucky dame to have such an awesome mentor, friend, and champion. I love you, Mr. Benchley -- always have, always will.
Your Hyacinth Girl, Mrs. Parker.