"If we were in the 17th century, you don't think he'd be a pirate? All the guys in Motorhead are pirates. He's Captain Hook." -- Alice Cooper, waxing poetic about Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead.
When this movie is FINALLY fucking released sometime this year, I cannot get my fatass to that theatre fast enough -- and, in fact, have an entire EVENT planned around the evening with my almost 16 year old son and all his dudes.
FUCK ALL Y'ALL -- LEMMY IS GOD.
Muffy Bolding
- Muffy Bolding
- Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/radical feminist/withered debutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessed with the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the fact that they are 23, 19, and 16. She is blissfully married to a cute Jewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, but remains tragically in love with the dead poet, Ted Hughes. Ms. Bolding lives in Los Angeles, where she enjoys typing words, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of the dead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winning satire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays, carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvae with a wooden spoon, she currently publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante." More of her work can also be found in the anthology, "Mamaphonic: Balancing Motherhood and Other Creative Acts", as well as in The Cortland Review and hipmama.com. She is currently writing and producing for film and television, and working on a book of essays entitled, "Inside A Chinese Dragon." She has slept around, but not nearly as much as she would have liked.
I only just "discovered" you, but we may have been separated at birth.
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