Sunday, March 14, 2010
And while we're truth-telling about stuff you LOATHE that everyone else worships -- and man, oh, man, is my fatass gonna get reamed for THIS: THE SIMPSONS IS NO. It's always been NO, it'll always be NO, and Homer Simpson NEEDS TO TAKE BEANO. That fucking show is OFF-TRACK -- the animation color and style hurts my eyes and offends my tender aesthetic sensibilities, and goddamnit, the whole thing has just STAYED TOO LONG AT THE FAIR.
We need to dig up Paul Lynde, roll his ol' bones out, and bring back WACKY RACES. Now THAT'S ANIMATED ENTERTAINMENT AT ITS VERY FINEST, people!