HA! This made me belly laugh out loud and therefore, I shall sign their goddamned petition post-haste. The funniest part to me is not so much the actual street slang provenance of the term "hella" -- the funniest part to me is THAT HELLA AS A MATHEMATICAL PREFIX ALREADY SOUNDS COMPLETELY LEGIT TO MY EAR. I mean "hellaton"? THAT'S BONAFIDE, baby. Let's do this thing.
Hella-sign this bitch already.