Sunday, March 14, 2010

dirty hippies

To all my tie-dyed, big-bushed, hairy-armpitted, patchouli-reeking comrades out there -- and god knows there are many: I love you and admire your commitment to protecting the earth, but GOOD GODDAMN...all your hippie household cleaning products don't work FOR SHI-OT, and for god's sake let's not pretend they do.

Tea Tree oil can kiss my fatass -- I need some ol' school Clorox bleach up in this motherfucker.

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