Tuesday, March 2, 2010

breasts and thighs

Painfully True Muff Admission #427: When I was a little girl, I also really and truly thought that Foster Farms was a home for unwanted chickens. I would always PLEAD with my mother to buy the Foster Farms brand chicken because I genuinely believed that they had already been rejected by their own mothers and forced to live in a chicken foster home...so the VERY least we could do was bring them home with us.

You can't make this shit up.

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