Tuesday, March 2, 2010


Muff Fact #216: When my now teenaged son, Otis, was a baby, I took him grocery shopping with me one day and was busy unloading my grub for the cashier when I noticed her looking over at him sort of oddly. When I glanced over, I noticed him happily chewing away on something he had dug out of my purse: A STRAND OF WHITE ANAL-BEADS THAT A FRIEND HAD GIVEN ME AS A JOKE THE DAY BEFORE. With a bored Ethel Mertz ducklip face, I just shrugged my shoulders and kept loading my stuff onto the conveyor belt.

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