Tuesday, March 16, 2010
I'm telling you, people, I'm a goddamned clairvoyant. I called this one six months ago when I proudly announced to the world that my new stripper name was Chewbacca Buffet. So, ladies and gentlemen, without any further ado -- HERE I AM...IN ALL MY HOT, HIRSUTE, DIRTY, MATTED-FUN-FUR GLORY! Crawling across the stage...and CRAWLING WITH LICE.