Is it just me or is Shannen Doherty's face all screw-jiggy? Bitch has got one eye way higher than the other. She looks like a really lovely, really pissy, REALLY BUTCH Picasso painting with a shitty attitude.
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Muffy Bolding
- Muffy Bolding
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You do realize that the image you are using is tilted and she isn't looking at the camera straight on. If she were to look directly at the camera and the image were straight you would see that no he face isn't symetrical (just like yours obviously isn't), but the difference is not as extreme as you are trying to make it seem.
ReplyDeletewhy, yes, of course, i realize that, miss rebecca! it was a fucking joke. somebody else out in internet land noticed how picassoed her face naturally is and made the little diagram just to hammer the notion home. that's why i googled it, ganked it, and used it. her face IS screw-jiggy, though -- with her head held straight, you can see that that is a geometrical certainty. nothing wrong with it, of course -- just who she is. we all have our odd physical foibles: my eyes are too far apart and i have a gunt -- both of which i fully accept and actually sort of love! thanks for stopping by, sister! xoxo
ReplyDeleteThis made me lol because I noticed the same thing in looking at a sampling of her photos...and they say ya gotta be perfect to be in showbiz? Well... -> o_O lol Not so much!
ReplyDeleteWhat is the name of the Picasso? It looks like a forgery.
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