Thursday, January 28, 2010

bucket list!

Muffy Bucket List Item #2710: To give a handjob using the same hand on which is prominently displayed an official "My Heart Belongs to Jesus" Purity Ring -- and to anonymously post pictures of said hand on hardcore porn forums all over the internets. Lemme tell you something, my friends...if one of my kids ever came to me and told me they wanted to marry someone they'd never slept with -- I'd kill them myself.

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