the meme of the unholy trinity

You get 3 words; no more, no less.


1. Where is your cell phone?

Between my titties.

2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby?

The Cutest Piglet.

3. Your hair?

“That Girl” flip.

4. Where is your father?

Covered with snow.

6. Your favorite things to do?

Read, travel, schtupp.

7. Your dream last night?

Kurt and turtles.

8. Your favorite drink?

Ice, water, lemon.

9. Your dream car?

Crazy Rodent Vehicle. (CRV!)

10. The room you’re in?

The Schtupp Chamber.

12. Your fears?

My babies hurting.

14. Who did you hang out with last night?

Piggies, Goats, Otters.

15. What aren’t you good at?

Tolerating no-talent meathooks.

16. Muffins?

No, sourdough bread.

17. One of your wish list items?

Diamonds and guacamole.

19. The last thing you did?

Rinsed my cooter.

20. What are you wearing?

Granny panties. Smile.

22. Your pets?

A fuzzy butt.

23. Your computer?

My Lord/Saviour. Amen.

24. Your life?

Deliberate and improbable.

25. Your mood?

Blissful, lovestruck, anticipatory.

26. Missing?

The lovely Julia.

27. What are you thinking about right now?

Mrs. Dorothy Parker.

28. Your car?

Crazy Rodent Vehicle.

29. Your work?

Hunting and Pecking.

30. Your summer?

Jean Nate cooter.

32. Your favorite color(s)?

Pomegranate, Peridot, Chartreuse.

33. When is the last time you laughed?

Every five seconds.

34. Last time you cried?

Every five seconds.

34. School?

Dropped Out Debutante

35. Personal mantra?

Fuck off, lady.