Friday, January 22, 2010
There is not person ONE under the age of 30 in this entire gottdamned country who's got a single motherloving pube on their cooter -- NOT A SINGLE ONE. And yes, I'm talking about YOUR born-again-hard, purity-ring-wearing teenage daughter, too, lady. Nowadays, it's ALL about the SMOOTH COOT. But I officially predict that the HUGE, UNRULY, SWAMP of a post-70s BUSH will make a triumphant return.